31st
I arrived on the scene, shit was everywhere but it was in nice neat piles. Some people had choosen to shit in the urinal, others just behind the entry door, a few had shit in various places in the cubicals but only a select few had actually shit in the toliet bowl.
I sighed and got out my mop and bucket and attempted to mop the various deposits of shit toward the toliet. I do this everyday and everyday I wonder why people won’t just shit in the toliet. The toliet is the decided standard place to shit. A few weeks ago I had tried to solve this problem, I developed a system that would automatically move the shit from the most common places that people deposit it in to the toliet. The system worked for a little while but the people kept moving the places where they shit and I was never able to cover all the less common places that some people shit, so I’d have to come in and clean up anyway.
