13th
Well…
I met a girl at a bar while drunk. We went back to her place and one thing quickly led to another. Only problem was my bad case of whiskey dick wasn’t going to let me finish, and after a while I was getting very tired. So a few minutes after she climaxes I decide to fake my own. As I start my acting performance she demands I take off the condom and bust on her face. I just stopped dead, completely at a loss for what to do and very confused. She somehow takes this as an insult and gets mad, and starts calling me horrible names and insisting I leave her house. I refuse, as I have no way of getting home and demand I at least get to sleep on her couch. She runs to her friends room butt naked, wakes up her friend, and tells her to throw the “dickless loser” out of the house. The friend, curiously unfazed, smoothly assures her that I will come in her face in the morning, and that we should get some sleep. This was the start of a 2 month relationship I should of ran from when I had the chance.
-Jackvia College Humor’s new weekly article “Dating, It’s Complicated”
