Jessta Roll

BEST FUCKING THING TO DO ON A PLANE.

knightsofidledays:

her-fairytale:

gracesurlhere:

reiaishhungry:

janba-juice:

arthurweasley-:

1. Remove your laptop from a bag.

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.

3. Turn it on.

4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.

5. Connect to the Internet

6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in a prayer.

7. Take a deep breath and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 

8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbour.

9. As you look out the window, whisper loud enough so people can here, “praise Allah”.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMFG. THIS IS GENIUS. LMFAOOOOOOO.

wow

10. Get arrested and spend the next 10 years in jail…that’s if you don’t get shot. Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.